Suicide is technique as the right tools for the job.

The Final Exit Network teaches one how to die. There are other resources, as well. The Uncyclopedia entry on “How to Commit Suicide” offers step-by-step advice.

Method 6 is “Death by Great White Shark.” It requires a plane ticket, sunscreen, a boat, and a bucket of chum.

Method 8 is called “Overkill.” Freud and Althusser might call it overdetermination. Overkill involves a gun, a tall building, a portable pool, and a shark. Rating: 5 Stars.

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